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LoginOr who never left to begin with. How was your weekend? Nothing says the holidays like sleeping in your childhood bedroom and matching with all of your highschool bullies on tinder. At this time of year, I just sometimes remember the man I once met on tinder who critiqued how I had decorated my Christmas tree badly, apparently and then tried to woo me with his own home written erotic fiction. Which starred himself. Messaging some guy on tinder and he said he was going home for Christmas. It's my favorite night of the year everyone. The time of year I set my tinder parameters to less than 1 mile and see which coworkers boyfriends are cheating on them. It's time for the office holiday party. Ahh, home for the holidays.
Online dating sites can look especially enticing during the holiday season. After all, it seems like everyone around you is snuggling up with their significant other around the fireplace, kissing under the mistletoe, or getting engaged on Christmas Eve. Should you adventure onto those online dating sites, even though your calendar is filling up with holiday parties and family dinners?
For all the ways the holiday season—from late November through the start of the new year—might strike you as a frigid, sugar-high, thoroughly unsexy time for romance, data on dating app usage would suggest otherwise. Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge have all recorded that the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas marks the largest annual spike in usage. So what is it, exactly, about the holidays that inspires romantic momentum? Well, there are a number of plausible answers. Dating apps, however, can feel like a means to securing a mate…without requiring that you part with your couch, or put pants on right away, at least. When it comes to holiday celebrations, themselves, we often find ourselves surrounded by other couples—be they our parents, our cousins, our aunts and uncles—which can light up the parts of our brains that relish or admire all the safety that accompanies having a committed partner.
Swiping through a dating app during the holiday season is truly the gift that keeps on giving. There, at your fingertips, are hundreds of eligible meet-cutes ready to consensually jingle your bells. If you're looking for a good opening line to try out, these holiday dating app conversation starters will make your flirting sound a little extra festive. You've been mediating family drama, last-minute shopping, and trying not to burn every batch of cookies.
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