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The 7 most shocking jokes Chris Rock made in his new Netflix comedy special 'Selective Outrage'

I blinked. The place was the size of a postage stamp but it was all mine and it had an extraordinary view. Below me was a lush courtyard where weddings took place. If I stood on my tiptoes, carefully leaned over the wooden dish rack with mismatched dishes and looked out my tiny kitchen window, I could see the Mississippi River. The word had been given no special weight among the rest. His skin white, his belly thick, his hands bruised and scarred. He was missing a finger. He reached into his worn leather bag and withdrew a heavy deadbolt. Bigger than the one I had. A woman.

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Early into "Selective Outrage," Chris Rock criticized a number of companies for their performative support of social issues while charging high prices. He gets his dick sucked," Rock said. He's the richest man on earth. No one has lower cum levels than Elon Musk. Rock continued in this vein, eventually adding that "Aquaman" star Jason Momoa is the only man that comes close to Musk's ability to bed women.

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Martin Austin spent childhood bouncing from one upper middle-class American suburb to another and was usually the only African-American kid in class — and so often found an object of intense curiosity. Or they would ask, 'Can I touch your hair? The racism became more direct in high school in slightly less polite Wisconsin. Martin Austin is a black, queer comic in Portland, and they say white audiences expect them to make jokes about race. Austin tried that in college in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. That might explain why Austin became a professional comedian, a job that rides on your ability to mine humor out of pain.

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A Black Comic In Oregon Tells — And Rethinks — Jokes About Race

I love making fun of white people. I do it every day. It garners laughs, which, as a humorist, is what I want most in this world. The thing I want second most?

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